Two Funny Stories About Old Men and a Clever Salesman

A park bench became the perfect stage for two old friends enjoying the day. As a young woman jogged by, one of the men smiled. Offended, she confronted him. He gently replied, “I’m not smiling at you — just happy that pretty girls still brighten my day.” Touched, she kissed his cheek and jogged off. He then turned to his friend and said, “3-0. Your turn.”

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