2) Old men sitting on a bench joke

Michael, a Montana native, landed a sales job in a big New York department store. On his first day, he only made one sale — but it totaled $124,088.30. He had sold a man fish hooks, then a rod, a boat, and finally a truck to tow it all. The man had only come in for tampons.

“Your weekend’s shot — go fishing,” Michael had said. The next day, he was promoted.