A plane was cruising smoothly toward Vancouver when a woman named Lily, seated in economy class, decided she deserved an upgrade. Without hesitation, she marched up to first class, plopped herself into an empty seat, and made herself at home. A flight attendant quickly spotted her and approached with a polite but firm smile. FLIGHT ATTENDANT: “Excuse me, miss. May I see your boarding pass?”

LILY: (waving a hand dramatically) “I’m Lily. I’m fabulous. I’m headed to Vancouver—and I’m staying right here.”