After deciding that my beloved vintage sedan was a “eyesore,” my affluent neighbor decided to take matters into his own hands and froze my car solid overnight. However, he received a hard lesson from karma that same evening. NEIGHBOR: “I demand you sell that old junk car! It’s polluting the air my kids breathe!” ME: “Oh really? Are you offering to buy me a new one?” NEIGHBOR: “If you don’t get rid of it within a week, I’ll make sure you do!”…