A lady, about eight months pregnant, got on a bus and noticed the man across from her smiling. Feeling a little awkward, she moved to another seat. But the man’s smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused with each move. By the fourth time she shifted, he burst out laughing.
Feeling uncomfortable, she complained to the bus driver, and the man was arrested!
In court, the judge asked the man to explain himself.